Dear Deer

At the intersection of two well-traveled streets in our neighborhood stands a faux-topiary deer guarding the corner. He is "faux" only in the sense that he's covered with artificial ivy - otherwise the topiary rings true. For many years, he has been the harbinger of the seasons in Spring Valley, as his owners decorate him in keeping with whatever Hallmark Holiday is upcoming. I took notice of him today because of the paper pumpkin lantern hanging over his head.

Now I am sure that there are those around who would not appreciate the funkiness of having a dressed-up deer in their neighborhood - not to mention the Happy Buddha in our Jewish neighbors' yard, or the giant concrete Easter basket and hundreds of artificial flowers and novelties in ceramic pots in the yard next to that, or the 7 ft. tall Kung Fu Panda mid-kick, or the giant floral metal sculptures scattered about. After all, it seems that most every one of the 1950's 3-bedroom 2-bath "cottages" in the area are being torn down and replaced by 2-story gargantuan creations selling for a million dollars. However, I'm glad I live in a community that still has a sense of humor, for however much longer...

Here's to the deer!